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BattleBots Beat: Bold Strategies
Welcome back to the Beat! Last week, we had some of the mirror matches. Not all of them, we got one more. Also, there’s…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 9: The 1957 King Midget Model 3
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Quarantine Buddies!
No fun facts about music and stuff this week. The big thing at Apartment Weaselo is that Senorita Weaselo’s staying the next few days,…
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PSG/Bayern – A Tale of Two…
Giant, prolapsed assholes. Sorry, we’s not supposed to use swears in the title line. But yeah, these two plastic squadrons are expected to win…