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A Good Walk Completely Spoiled

Hippo Introduccionero – Hate week could not POSSIBLY be complete without this fine piece of venom. The last time my father hit me was…

I hate pretty much everything. Which means every day is Hate Week, if you’s a Hippo. Which is pretty fortunate, since hate 100% makes…

TGIF! We made it to the Superb Owl weekend! I’m flying to Denver to do some low key Moose hunting, visit some friends to…

Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…