[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
"Dallas booing the hydration break like it was another Eagles TD." – Don T
Recent Posts
-
BattleBots Beat: Totally Not Controversial!
Welcome back to the Beat! Last week we had minor controversies, but hold onto your butts for this week. We got some doozies, headlined…
-
Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 6: The 1933 Fuller Dymaxion
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
-
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Recovery
Something nice and easy today, as I had a lovely Valentine’s Day having food poisoning. I called out from work at the college (already…
-
Aaaaa [harp notes] The Shempiens… Round of 16, Gameday 2
Hello, individual in the middle of a workday, welcome to Day 2 of the Final 16 of the Shempiens Lïg. Teams play a two-legged…



![Aaaaa [harp notes] The Shempiens… Round of 16, Gameday 2](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/20230213_152357.jpg)