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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 7: The 1942 L’Oeuf Electrique
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Guide to Tombeau
Today is Ash Wednesday, which means absolutely nothing in the DFO lexicon in our infinite unwashed massitude. BLEERGH knows no Ash Wednesday and Boltman’s…
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Balls Magazine Volume 9
Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought this would happen to me… As you may recall from Volume 8, I decided to go ahead and…
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Guttersnipe
Another demoralizing loss for the team last week. Both sides went in with only two live bowlers, a pair on each of the teams…