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Farewell to One’s Forties With…SWEDES!
This is the last DFO column I will write before turning 50. In truth, I have never felt older (which is quite logically accurate)…
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Sexy Friday – 20230616
TGIF! Happy indictment week everyone. Make a cursory check of your bathrooms for lost boxes and superfulous chandeliers. Survival – Personal Edition Feeling frisky?…
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Request Line: Orchestral Manoeuvres
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated comfortably behind the soundboard, looking relaxed and content. Seated inside the booth is a familiar…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Wanting to Go Back
Hello once again, and happy Friday! Don’t you hate it when vacation seems to fly by all too fast? That was me last week…


