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Better Know a 2023 WWC Participant – The Lesser Springbokesses of South Afrika!
First and foremost, let us all raise our fists in solidarity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tK8QfAf7G4 Secondly, fuck that “Banyana Banyana” noise. What kind of nickname* is THAT? …
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Sexy Friday – 20230707
TGIF! Hope everyone’s enjoying all the wonderful sports out there. I’m currently in the routine of waking up to watch all the Wimbledon action,…
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Request Line: Months and Years
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. A miniaturized…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: St. Martin Daydreaming
Allow me, if you will, to re-visit my recent Caribbean vacation. Aside from having awesome cocktails before dinner, the French side of St. Martin…


