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Get Your Nails: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
♫‘Suuuuuuuuup!♫ Oh, happy mood tonite. I saw something yesterday that totally amped me up—uff. Jesus Christ… But Imma talk about nails first. When relationships…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season 12 Premier! Aguachile!
Good morning Gravy Heads! Look at all you motherfuckers up in the house that gravy built. Getting me all teary eyed and shit. Think…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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In the Land of Nothingness, Nothing is King
That’s right, we don’t even have any EPL fun this weekend. Since Newly Disappointing Everton are out of the FA Cup (i.e., now a “Mickey…