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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…

God, do I hate doing page layout for scores. Maestro can probably attest to that, and then argue that a jazz band is actually…

The Arizona Cardinals had their bye week last Sunday, the last possible slot of the season. If you tuned in to this seasons team…

Good morning good morning good morning. GOOD. MORNING. Wooo! What? It’s enthusiasm. I didn’t mean to upset you. [mutters] Oh, I’m the asshole gimme…