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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: My One Braincell, Subway Edition

The following are things that have actually happened to me on the trains this week. They are pretty dumb. These are my stories. -So,…

We got some upsets, we got some blowouts, and we got another tie. Let’s see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results ***…

We’re going camping this weekend. I hate camping. My ancestors camped for 40 fucking years in the desert because they were complaining dickholes who…

Editor’s Note: This is the start of our Summer of Soccer Team Previews! We are exactly a month away! First off, our Italian field…