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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Welcome folks, to Friday Eve. Shall we make a promise to ourselves and one another to half-ass it for four hours tomorrow? My routine…
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Summer of Soccer 2024
This summer is going to be a very special summer. We have not just one, not just two, not just three, but FOUR major…


