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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!
Greetings people who are looking to avoid work on a Monday. Today I’m avoiding it entirely, because I took the day off. Why? Because…
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BOTTLES of BLOOD
WHAT’S WITH THE MUMMY HAND? When bad spooky and weeping will not nourish the troubled soul, When sacrifice does nothing, then you must…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 14 and 1000th Post!
Holy shit! I never in my life thought I’d write 1000 posts for this wee website. I never thought I would write 1000 things…
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Lesser Footy Merde Platter
Because that’s what my mind is full of, and not just because the poop-loving Germans have sent a representative to the Shempions Final. It’s…



