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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Micro-Thoughts on Euros Stuff
I don’t fucking feel like in-depth writing (fuck off, world and everything in it), so here is a list of weekend European Euros matchups…
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Sexy Friday – 20240628
TGIF! Since nothing of import happened this week, let’s focus on the bounty of sports tonight. Copa America! NHL Draft! Local Baseball! That may…
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Request Line: Gimme All Your Gimmicks
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, casually sipping coffee. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location, currently in sleep…
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Sharkbait’s (Not) Cocktail of the Week: Down With The Sickness
Life pro tip. Avoid sinus infections. I’d rate them 0/10. That’s right. Due to this lingering infection, I’ve got nothing made this week, for…