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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Request Line: Good Riddance
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, watching youtube videos of fireworks displays. DJ 3000 remains in his usual location,…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I’m Back, Back in the Cocktail Groove
Hello once again and happy Friday. I trust everyone still has the requisite number of digits still attached to their hands after yesterday’s festivities.…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
My sources tell me that if a certain goober gets into office later on this year your holiday will be re-named Jews-Lie Forth. Damn-this…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
I’ve spent a lot of time in nature this past week. Thank the Lord for 5G internet. Nothing like a gentle breeze, a perfect…