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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Walking the Walk with a Withered Leg – Ravens Preseason Punchout
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Professorial Edition!
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Commitment to Mediocrity: Your 2024 Las Vegas Raiders Season Preview
It’s 2024. The days of the Raiders being perennial laughingstocks are pretty much behind us. Since their move to Las Vegas in 2020, they…
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Lather, Rinse, Repeat: Your 2024 Dallas Cowboys
Oh good, this shit again. When last seen, the Dallas Cowboys were coming off of a 12-5 record and first place finish in the…