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Conference Championship Nihilism Nite!

Man, have these games been bad (I am typing this during GA/TX, which hopefully at least keeps me awake). We’ll have PLAYOFFS come 13…

Maybe I will keep doing this once the games stop, and I need something to write about. Take it away, Onion scientists! Yeah, no…

TGIF! Welcome to the last month of the year! Hopefully you’ve received a holiday pardon to brighten the season. Survival – Personal Edition Here’s…

Welcome to another Friday, but this Friday is squarely in garbage time. I always make this comparison this time of the year: The calendar…