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Recent Posts
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Slutty Saturday
Today is a good day to clean out some bookmarked gfycat videos. There are plenty of tits. Alessandra Ambrosio, Verdades Secretas. (1) Alessandra…
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Forging Steel – Influences Part 1
This is the first in a series of occasional posts that will highlight the influences of my life. Today’s episode: YES! It’s I…
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Familiarity Breeds Contempt, Because We’re Idiots: A Beer Review
Remember the first beer you ever had? Great. No, shut up, I don’t care, we’re moving on. Remember the first time you ever realized…
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And A Sexy Friday To You, Sirs and Madames
Let’s get down to why we’re all here: hardcore sexiness! And don’t forget to visit the gfycat video clip buffet.