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It was a bright cold day in September, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Sullivan Fitzpatrick O’Flanagan, his chin nuzzled into his breast in…
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Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 4 – Special Edition
First Circle (Limbo) – P is for Patella. Victor Cruz hurt his knee and is questionable for week 1 Second Circle (Lust) – A is…
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A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN’ FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF…
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Great Moments in Preseason Fan History
Whereas the conventional sports media is getting ready to boost the nitro and accelerate into the NFL season, the #realfans at [DFO] are not…