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Recent Posts
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Excerpts From Snooty Wine Tasting Notes
“…arbitrary and sanctimonius…” “…a long way down from the unrelenting quality of…” “…this two-year vet that’s just aching to blossom…” “…its transient, opaque identity…”…
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Andy Reid Arrives Late to Practice
[Kansas City Chiefs Locker Room] Jeremy Maclin: Hey Coach Culley, thanks for feeding us this morning. These catering companies here in KC really know…
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Tom Brady Gets A New Sponsor
Hi, I’m Tom Brady and I have Direct TV. And I’m Evil Tom Brady and I have cable. That I steal from my…
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Oakland Raiders Sign Feckless Drunk for Unspecified Number of Bottles of Beer on the Wall
The Oakland Raiders have decided to add embattled outside linebacker Aldon Smith to their roster, reportedly signing him to a one-year deal. Please make jokes accordingly.