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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston’s 2015 Centers Preview
Dateline: August 26th, 2015 Hello once again, dear readers, and welcome to that most exciting time of the summer: the end of the offseason!…
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Buzzsaw Gonna Buzz: A 2015 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview
Last year: 11–5, second place in NFC West (Lost in Wild Card to 7-8-1 Carolina Panthers) Departures: Todd Bowles, Bay Area Troll Darnell Dockett, Larry Foote, Lyle…
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Sex Cannon Soars Like a… Falcon
***BREAKING NEWS*** Hotlanta just got a little bit hotter. The Sex Cannon just signed a 1-year deal to compete for the backup QB position…
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Puzzle: Worm Jungle!
Hello! I am former Dallas Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith! I am told that you people like PUDDLES, so I am here with a really…