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Oakland Raiders Sign Feckless Drunk for Unspecified Number of Bottles of Beer on the Wall
The Oakland Raiders have decided to add embattled outside linebacker Aldon Smith to their roster, reportedly signing him to a one-year deal. Please make jokes accordingly.
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I Am Irsay: Indianapolis Colts 2015 Preview
[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya’ll wanna hear…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: In The Blue
The Noble Experiment, San Diego’s East Village. 2:47 am, September 11th, 2015 A man sits in a corner booth where, other than his initial…
