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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Halloween! A time where we actively permit children to work towards developing juvenile diabetes and/or lifelong psychological trauma, while we get inappropriately drunk and…
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Hasta la Vista, Grantland
ESPN has officially killed their longform storytelling boutique site, and the inspiration for the greatest subdomain on the interwebs, the MMQB. http://espnmediazone.com/us/espn-statement-regarding-grantland/ While Simmons’…
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Dysfunction and Mediocrity : A Redskins Bye Week Update
The Redskins are currently 3-4, and second place in the NFC East. I’m going to repeat that last bit in larger font, in case…
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Boo This Man
[SCENE: Interior, NFL Headquarters. Uneaten pizzas litter the tables as men in suits nervously check their blackberries for updates on the DOW, emails from…