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    Selfieman

    “Come on man, do it.” “No, I don’t want to.” “What, are you SCARED?!” “No! I just…don’t want to do it!” “You’ll never have…

  • The Tale of The Texan

    The Tale of The Texan

    A few years ago, on Halloween night, a lovely young lady consented to accompany me on a date. HEY, COME BACK, THAT’S NOT THE…

  • The Texans Hitchhiker

    The Texans Hitchhiker

    As I traveled extensively in a former occupation, I have seen events to destroy men’s souls and psyches. One fall, I was in Houston,…

  • The Dirk Half

    The Dirk Half

    A number of years ago, back before my children were born, I traveled quite a bit for work. One fall I found myself in…