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Recent Posts
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Request Line: …And Then They Kissed Me
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are…wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. DJ 3000′ is…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Oiled Up
No fancy intro this week. Jumping right to the beverage! It’s been a busy week: Olio Martini 2 oz. Gin (I used London Dry,…
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CLASSIC Masterpiece Theatre (Rikki’s 50 Shades of Gravy)
In honoUr of MISTER Irsay (since we’s not friends) passing into that Great Pill Bottle in the Sky, DFO brings you this fine, almost…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 12: TORONTO
A LOVE Letter To Canada “Tu seras a jamais une partie de moi” Hey dude, why are we going to Canada? Good…