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3 Things – Because There Always Has to Be 3 Things
1.) Pharmacies are stapler-happy. Why must they always staple my receipt to the bag? Don’t they know I need that shit for my taxes?…
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It’s Your Monday Nighter Open Thread!
I don’t know how we did it. We watched a quadruple-header yesterday and there are no urine stains on the sofa. Not only that,…
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CONTENTBOT3.5 GENERATES HEADLINE
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Seven
It’s very relaxing to have your team on bye. There is no worry about “do I need to brave the indignities of the outside…