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Recent Posts
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Christmas Eve Afternoon Waste of Our Time
I mean, what do YOU really want to do? Spend time with your family? Pffff… We’ve got two JV bowl games today. For starters,…
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DFO, money comes in
So much for not going on tilt. I swear to you that my initial reaction was to throw it all behind Green Bay to…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 4
INT. HOME OFFICE – DAY DAN SNYDER, still dressed in bedclothes, is sitting in front of a computer monitor in his home office. Three…
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In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck
There’s a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it’s in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty…