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Recent Posts
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Man, the Steelers are so, so fucked. No Le’Veon Bell, THE BEN can’t throw more than probably 10 yards, and now no Antonio Brown.…
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How I Know If You’re Stupid
If there is a conversation about almost any topic, and you make a statement that starts with “My thing is…”, then you have done…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 17)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. There’s a large tarp over the huge hole in the wall. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still grinning and immobile,…
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Your Thursday Night Open Post
So we’re 14 days into 2016 and I have an uncomfortable question to ask…how are your New Year’s resolutions coming along? First things first,…