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Instant Hippo Thoughts – 16 January Divisional Games
Saturday’s theme? Coaching dumbfuckery. Don’t worry, there was more than enough to go around. Andy Reid did every Andy Reid thing in the Andy…
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Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread
Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: A Thirst Artist
When I run out of a beer, unless that beer is Sierra Nevada Celebration, and unless Sierra Nevada Celebration is still being sold somewhere,…
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Your [gets down on knees] “Please Chiefs, Just This Once!” Playoff Game Open Thread
Reporter: “The stakes are pretty high here, aren’t they?” Coach Reid: [rolls eyes] “Of course they are-three quarters of an inch at the very…