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CFL Beat: Week 1
We’ve finally arrived at Week 1 of the regular season! Buckle up with a few Molsons and a bag of all-dressed chips and make…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season F recap
Once again we look into the depths of the madness that is… the dice baseball league I joined last fall, which somehow manages to…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 12 Recap!
This week, we had 7 games due to the byes. Next week, we’ll have 8 as the byes continue. That’s weird, right? Let’s get…
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I Have No Butthole, and I Must Fart: Tuesday Open Thread
Greetings from the Land of Barely Suppressed Rage. I’m fine. You’re fine. Everyone’s…fine. I was raised by an escaped WASP in the Jewish faith.…



