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Recent Posts
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Why I’m Taking the Big Junior Broncos to Cover
Disgraced Friday Night Tykes reality star and former TYFA Junior Broncos coach-turned-motivational speaker, Coach Charles Chavarria stands at the front of the Denver Broncos…
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Your “Schadenfreude2.0? SHADENFREUDE2.0!” Monday Night Open Thread
As our banner notes, there was some serious boner stuff going on after the Pats lost because the league hates them/Manning needs another ring/our…
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El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl
Hello! I’m Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl…
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The Unabomber Sends His Thoughts on Super Bowl L
Dear Editor: Ted asked me to politely request that you publish his thoughts on Super Bowl L. I’m sure you’ll agree that his “Takes” are…