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Recent Posts
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A Post of Self Reflection
The February of Duchess fell a bit flat. I have spent it sick. Not on my deathbed or anything but just enough to make…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 24)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Clone Debbie Harry holding the troll doll that used to be the present-day body of Moose, marches Doktor…
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Your “I’ve Had Enough of This Crap!” Thursday Open Thread
Dear Lord! There’s another Republican debate tonight? From Detroit?! The Fox Theater?! On Fox News?! /checks cable package; relieved Fox News isn’t listed //wishes…
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Advanced Stats: 2015 El Grupo de la Muerte
Second only to gifs (jifs?) of pretty young ladies, the one thing that [DFO] Commentists seem to live for is analytics. So, cutesy intro…