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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Divisional Weekend Eve! Live Thread
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Man, the Steelers are so, so fucked. No Le’Veon Bell, THE BEN can’t throw more than probably 10 yards, and now no Antonio Brown.…
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How I Know If You’re Stupid
If there is a conversation about almost any topic, and you make a statement that starts with “My thing is…”, then you have done…