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An EPL Return to Normalcy (Except Leicester Still in First)
In case you want a very brief respite from basketball (for fuck’s sake, don’t do anything insane like go outside or talk to your…
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An Open Letter to King Hippo, Sill Bimmons, and the other EPL lovers/La Liga haters
Dear Invisible Imaginary Internet Friends, Please don’t take this post the wrong way. I love international football just like you do. I like Rebecca…
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Basketball Coma – Friday Night (Almost Finished!)
Remember that scene in “The Great Outdoors” where John Candy is trying to eat that 96-oz steak (one has to suspend disbelief and pretend…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Buzkashi
When you think about polo, what do you think about? Pretentious wankers in jodhpurs? Giant-sized croquet mallets? The most bland, reserved crowds ever? Overall,…