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Sweet Sixteen Part Deux (Dead Jeebus Day Edition)
To share a story my mother likes to tell about my weirdo childhood, she asked then 6-ish year old me “Why did Jesus die?”…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Cheese-Rolling
The English are well known for their absurdist sense of humour. From Monty Python to Mr. Bean to even Parliament itself, the weird and…
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Request Line: Pretty Good Friday
Good day. I’m Matt Ryan. I’m the starting quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons of the National Football League. You may have heard of me…
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Screw Remorse: Luis Suárez Is Back
Luis Suárez bit a player in the Dutch League in 2010, another in the English League in 2013, and a third in the World…



