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Wrestlemania XXXII, Only XVIII Behind the Super Bowl
Did you know Wrestlemania is this weekend? Oh, it’s true! It’s damn true! It’s being held at JerryWorld, and it’s going to be four hours…
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Request Line: [Trick] Plays
A radio producer sits in front a sound board, sweating profusely. His hand, trembling slightly, hovers above a rectangular button that reads “CENSOR”. With…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 2)
The scene: Spring Break in Key West, Florida! Old School Zero and Future Moose are checking out their motel room when the door flies…
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Your “The Draft is Four Weeks Today!” Thursday Open Thread
Even though we are, as Commentist Don T said, looking for proof that “the offseason is not an eternal state”, we are being treated…