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CrymBeet?: At My Most Beautiful

And so on. This week’s CrimeBeat! is brought to you by the letters F and U, and the number tequila. It’s a Satan’s Asshole…

[ATLANTA, GA – ARTHUR M BLANK FAMILY OFFICES INTERIOR] ARTHUR BLANK: [On the phone] No Angie. It’s fine… Whatever you want to do… Mmmhmmm……

Konichiwa, bitches. I highly recommend Nashville as a tourist destination. Even if country music isn’t your style, they do have a live music scene…

As some of you might have seen in yesterday’s open thread, the illustrious Mrs. Deadly is gone for the week, so I’ll be trying…