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Recent Posts
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 33)
The scene: Key West, Florida. Tourists and passers-by line the street, walking along casually. It’s just another quiet afternoon…until the pedestrians begin screaming and…
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Your “Thus Begins Another Shift in the Factory Of Sadness” Thursday Open Thread
Not much on the NFL front today, as emphasized by: “Aaron Rodgers: Tom Brady inspiring my eating habits” I’m sure Olivia Munn thanks him…
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Euro 2016 Preview – England
If there’s one thing that English football fans know, it’s disappointment. The 2014 World Cup was one of the worst outings ever for the…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group B – Brasil (aka, Brazil Plays Futbol)
This is best read with Matty Moyer’s voice in mind. For reference…. Brazil plays soccer. Oh shit…I mean Futbol. Brazilian citizens like soccer. Oh…



