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Your “It All Makes Sense” Thursday Open Thread
NFL News: If you took the Saints in the draw, well – you’re a winner. Which is strange, because they weren’t part of the…
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Euro 2016 Preview – France
France is hosting Euro 2016, which means the soccer (or “football” if you don’t have American genitalia) team automatically qualified for the annual competition.…
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Hillary Clinton Gets a New Campaign Adviser
[BROOKLYN, NEW YORK: HILLARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGN OFFICE HEADQUARTERS] ROBBY MOOK: …and that’s why I’m no longer allowed at the Costco on 118th Street. But enough…
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Euro Preview: “If It’s Scottish Football – Sadly, It’s Crap!”, by John Angus MacBurns
(*deep breath) LET’S JUSS GET THIS OUTTA TH’ WAY NOW, Y’ IGNORANT BASTARDS: WE DUNN’A ALL TALK LIKE THAT! YOO BLEEDIN’ YANKS ALL THINK…