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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 46)
The scene: An empty road somewhere in the Midwest, where Future Moose recently ran someone over. That someone is now biting Moose on the…
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Your “Finally! The Damn Exhibition Season Is About To Come To An End!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Judging by the response folks around here had of the game last night, this Week 4 slate is not football fan-friendly at all. No…
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CramBeet?: St. Swithin’s Day Massacre Edition
/Vault door shudders and creaks, whines and slowly withdraws, rolling to one side //A dirty, disheveled man in a torn jumpsuit peers out from…
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VontazeMeBro’s 2016 Cincinnati Bengals Preview
Some of you may have become fathers in the last couple of years, but there’s still only one of us that came back from…