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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Request Line: The Cheatin’ Side of Town
Hello. I’m Tom Brady. You might have recently read the news that my petition was denied by the U.S. Second Court of Appeals, and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 39)
The scene: Inside Professor Po’s secret base, where the DFOers are scrambling madly down the hallway as the entire facility rumbles ominously. Doktor Zymm:…
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BattleBots Way-Too-Late Recap, Way-Too-Early Preview, and Prediction Standings
SAAAAAAN FRAAAAAANCIS… oh right, they’re in LA this year, silly me. So, we are now officially into the knockout rounds of this year’s BattleBots…
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Thursday of Nothingness Open Thread (and Screed FOAR HillyBob)
This week can eat an endless Vegas-style buffet of ass. El beisbol is interminable enough as it is without taking a 96-hour fucking coma…