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Your “The Starters Are Playing For The First Half? [faints]” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, it’s the beginning of the vaunted third week of the preseason, when the players that we love/hate play for a wee bit. That…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles
Welcome to DFO’s preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team’s season itself. With that…
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CFL Beat: Week 10
After a tough start to the season, my matchup-picking abilities seem to be stabilizing, at long last – one more week of 3-1 and…
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The Buffalo Bills Hatez the Wimmens and Other Random Thoughts
When Beastmode mentioned that DFO was doing their annual preview for the football season, I thought “how hard could it be?” He’s done it…
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