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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 47)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, hours after the NFL Opening Day game. The DFOers are still partying hard, because football is back! And also…
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Your “WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
YEEEAAAHHHHH BOOOYYYEEEEE! I AM SO FREAKIN’ PUMPED FOR THIS GAME! (it’s midnight somewhere, right?) And I don’t even have a dog in this fight.…
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DFO Insider Radio: Songs That Make You Want To Run Through a Goddamn Brick Wall
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY. A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers emerge from an office. The camera follows them in a classic Sorkinesque walk-and-talk. …
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HRTN Opening Day Special
The scene: Out front of the DFO clubhouse. DFO prospect Cookiethulhu is busy sweeping up the street when Beerguyrob comes out of the clubhouse…