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Your “Try Not To Kill ALL Of Your Family” Thanksgiving-Eve Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: No doubt in response to DFO’s expert analysis, Packers president Mark Murphy said Wednesday he’s not firing anybody. His answer takes a…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Thanksgiving Dinner for Procrastinators
Author’s note: This post originally aired last year on the day before Thanksgiving. It was easily one of my most popular Sunday Gravy posts.…
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Chargers at the Bye: A [DFO] Roundtable
OSZ: Hello from the DFO Chargers Posting Brigade—me, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, sunrisesunrise, and blackroseMD1. Having just watched Floatception Rivers re-emerge during…
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Season In the Abyss: The Last Packer Capers of Captain BlueBunny
“Hey Shogun Marcus, what’s with the Captain BlueBunny?” First of all, who are you, who sent you, and how do you know my name?…