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Recent Posts
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Shitsmas Eve Morning Fantasy PANIC! Open Thread
Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to pass the nigh three hours until Greater Footy makes Saturday feel like a Sunday. I hope you…
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TGISF…aka “Merry Freaking Christmas” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, I’m very non-religious….but I love Christmas. How do I rationalize this disconnect? Usually, I don’t. But when I have to, it’s not difficult…
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2016 Quotables (Week 15 Results)
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Blaxabbath is pinned down in Caracas and can’t post Quotables this week! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: I’ll handle this! [pulls up pants,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 61)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the Moosemas party is in full swing. The music is loud, the Moosemas Brew is flowing freely, and…