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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT DJ 3000′ is located at the center of an otherwise empty white room. DJ 3000′: HELLO EVERYONE. WELCOME TO…

Hello and happy Friday. After last week’s ode to the Dukes Vesper, this is gonna be a letdown. A rather large one at that…

It’s here folks, the second or third holiest day in the DFO Pantheon of Holy Days, (depending on how one feels about Opening Weekend;…

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…