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2016 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Results)

I, uhhhh, here’s the latest Quotables results. Sorry for the lack of energy here — I went to the Oregon State game at…

The scene: The Moosemobile, with Covalent Blonde behind the wheel. She is currently navigating the long, twisting road leading up a craggy hill to…

So, it’s time to talk about the Demon King. Sorry. I meant Roger Goodell, not the monster that occupies his soul. I decided to…

When we think of religions based around sex, I think it’s safe to say that most of us probably gravitate immediately to the Branch…