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Recent Posts
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Your “The Bangles? The Bengals? Let’s Call The Whole Playoff Thing Off” Saturday Night Special NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s face it, or me. Let’s say me. The drunkin-er I get the better the football is. Right now I’m not sure the football…
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Your “Why Don’t They Call It Buddha Eve?” Second Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
So many questions, so very few answers… TO THE GAMES! Ind/Oak-Indy is looking to save their season and Oakland’s young and powerful O is…
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Your “Seven Games a-Swimming!” [I Got Nothing For Xmas References] Saturday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
If you try real hard you can pretend that all of these games have playoff implications because everyone is in until they’re not, right?…
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Shitsmas Eve Morning Fantasy PANIC! Open Thread
Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to pass the nigh three hours until Greater Footy makes Saturday feel like a Sunday. I hope you…


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