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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
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Lambolton: The Musical
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NFL Coaching Carousel Special
That’s a funny word. Carousel. Seriously, look at it, it’s weird…. Carousel. Meh. Whatever. Coaches be gettin’ fired. Coaches be gettin’ rumored. Let’s get…
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Your “What Is Done Cannot Be Now Amended” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
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