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"I wish this Turkish team was around over 100 years ago. With all the missed shots maybe more of my great-grandmother’s family would have survived." – Senor Weaselo
Recent Posts
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Your “WAKE UP, IT’S TIME FOR FOOTBALL!” AFC Championship Game Open Thread
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Scotchnaut is pinned down in Bucharest and can’t post the Open Thread this afternoon! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [pulls up pants] I’ll…
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NFC Championship Open Thread
Here we are. Scotchy has, for some strange reason, been locked out of Word Press, so he can’t write up the Open Thread. That…
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2017 On Pace to “Out-Suck” 2016
Royals’ Yordano Ventura, 25, killed in car crash in Dominican Republic.