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Historical Badasses: Khutulun

Who’s the greatest wrestler in history? Hulk Hogan? Ric Flair? The Iron Sheik? You’d think that it’d be a difficult question to answer, what…

Who gives a shit??????? He made more money than me last year. Screw you Bryce Harper. Screw you Scott Boras. Sincerely, tWBS

Hi, my name’s Beerguy, and I’d like to talk with you about the future. Super Bowl LI(cked) is in the book, so it’s time…

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