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Recent Posts
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: V – WILBUR’S GONNA DIE!
Some pig. As you’ve likely discovered, I’d make a lousy vegetarian. I wouldn’t do well in the Persian Gulf religion department either as I…
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I Accidentally Had Vodka For Breakfast
The culprit: I opened the fridge and grabbed a half-empty water bottle of a greenish, Crystal Like substance. I gulped some during my commute…

